Caligula! Caligula!

I'd love to watch a movie if my eyes hadn't been ripped out in the accident. Or even just hold the video if my arms hadn't been squashed. But alas, i now find myself covered head to foot in bandages. Oh poor theo...(who's going for a sympathy vote)

You can officially bag me for crashing the postie as this forum allows anonimity. Please i don't want you're "are you alright?" or "what was hurt?". I wanna hear (read...i'd probably break down in tears if you said it to my face) "Man, you fucked up the bike" or "dipstick!" or "why'd the chicken drive across the road, to get hit by a ditsy fucking dyed blond middle aged company car owning BITCH!!!!!!"

it's cool, for every1 over seas, only my pride is hurt. To make matter worse, i nearly got hit off my pushbike two days later...So join my revolution(not a wheel revolution...as in spin...damn you're dum) and kick every car you see...even that stoopid blue merc out the front of walsh st. Sorry macca, you're the enemy.

i lurv yous all, well only while i'm still alive.