JIGGY JIGGY JIGGY JIGGY!!! o.k. i'm just warming up...

[imagine phat beats]
Yo, here's some Aussie hip hop goin out to ma maine men in Amsterdam.

I say G'day mate, goin dance in paint.
On sum gies back ya sketch'd a saint.
Avinonymous was ingenius,
red tears, ups was under its very "down under".
Rollin Rol, white paint did flow,
sum funny black thing your chin did grow.

Yo Skanky-foo, this rhymes for you,
Coz u luv playin with animals poo.
In Brisvegas Da Foo's ass is gaseous
Lentils aint gentle, da smell's gone mental.
Rhymins now ended, i got red carded.
Got sent to prison coz i farted.

werd...word...wurd