Atakowo Bakada!!!!! (boy's suck)

Arbi san wa nono pinesu desu. Sensai Peo san wa L33t Masuta desu!!!

eeeEEEEEEYYOOOoooowwwwwww...
Japanese concepts of grandeur flies straight past your eyes. As i'm sitting here typing one handed (dirty fools what are you thinking... i'm picking my nose hairs out) i cannot help but surmise that you do not, sorry cannot ever understand my love for a better life. So now is the time where i will say goodbye.

Goodbye, to you my friends, and goodbye to this archaic way of life. These mortal fingers will type no more. After tonight, you will never meet the same theo again. It is time to upload my brain to the mainframe. It's time to exteriorise my nerve.net and replicate my personality into a higher level of conciousness. Goodnight children of the sun, welcome eternal dataness.