Hello party people can we hear some noise?
Ali's in the house, jump, jump, rejoice.
There's a party over here, in a couple months time.
I'd like you all to be there, I promise I won't rhyme.

I'm giving early warning so you can all prepare for the party of the year - Ali's 24th birthday bash - to be held in the neutral land of army knives, bullet-ridden cheese and WWII booty. Yes that's right, Switzerland. The festivities will be running for a week, from the 7th until the 14th of November, and every single person I have ever known is welcome to share this joyous time. All food, drinks, drugs and accomodation will be arranged by our in-country host, Kara. All you need is a flight.

Think about it.