So theo, what's your plans for the future?

Well theo, that's a good question. I first like to answer that with another question. What's your future for the plans? exactly!

So far, i've spent the last 23 years developing a means for cyber modification. As none of my friends(you're all soo stoopid) are leading bio-mechanical experts, i will have to conduct the experiments myself. Tonight i plan to remove my eyeballs and replace them with optic fibres directly conected to the retina for 100% vitual vision. With a few modifications (soon to be developed in backyard laboratory near you) i'll have a zoom function, image capture (good for a peeping tom) and viewing, facial recognition so i will never forget your mum's name in bed again and infra-red capabilities(to see your mum in bed...or i can turn it off...i'll probably turn it off).


Future developments are additional memory, retractable knuckle blades, bionic hearing, super smell and a gyrating extendable penis...