Recognising that it is a bit of a long shot, Mauro and I are getting ready for a bit of a Less Talk More Torque weekend at Philip Island from 14 to 16 of October.

Ever wondered what it was like to put 10,000 bikers in one campground for a weekend with essentially no rules? Ever seen a bloke to a burnout on a hotted up R1... naked? Ever heard Australia's finest Oz-rock cover bands play 'working class man'? Ever had a shot of vodka before using a breatholiser? Ever had a can of VB at EVERY beer station around the Philip Island circuit? Ever ask a hot TV reporter... never mind.

So it you want a weekend of camping, loud motorbikes and pure hilarity come with us to Philip Island. Plenty of car spaces still going.